8/8/15
You Know It’s a Lazy
Summer When …
— You call your wife to come from the other room to pick up the TV clicker that fell off the arm of the sofa just out of your reach.
— Taking the lawnmower out of the shed and gassing it up leaves you so exhausted you need to catch your breath before trying to pull the cord.
— You call the neighbor’s kid over and offer him a dollar if he’ll drag your trash can out to the curb so you don’t have to leave your porch bench.
— You seriously consider getting a bedpan because it if weren’t for that, you’d never have to leave the La-Z-Boy.
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