2/15/15
“Good morning!”
“Nngh. Don’t talk so loud. Um, hello, uh …”
“Patty.”
“Yeah, Patty.”
“And you’re Bill, right?”
“Yeah. Um, how much did I have to drink last night?”
“I don’t know, but you were hitting it pretty heavy. Would you like a couple of aspirin?”
“Yeah. And a glass of water. A big one.”
“Here you go.”
“Thanks. I, uh, I can’t find my underwear. You didn’t see where they went, did you?”
“Is that them on the side table?”
“Yeah, that’s them. Thanks. Say: who’s the guy in this picture? You’re not married, are you?”
“No. Nothing like that.”
“Is it an ex-boyfriend then? Or what?”
“No. Can’t you tell? That’s me. It was taken before I had the operation.”
“Erp!”
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