3/15/15
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“Hey, Joe. How ya doing?”
“Oh, hey, Tom. Have a seat. Can I buy you one?”
“Sure. What are you drinking?”
“Shooters. Want one?”
“Nah, just beer is fine. What’s wrong? Why are you slamming shots?”
“It’s, well, I … Oh, man! I’ve come to a terrible realization about myself!”
“What is it? Do you wanna talk about it?”
“I guess. But you have to promise not to tell anyone else.”
“Sure, man. I promise.”
“I looked at an amateur porn site on the Internet.”
“You dirty dog. But, hey, that’s not that bad. Everybody takes a look now and then.”
“Yeah, but that’s not all. While I was there I came across a video of my daughter.”
“Whoa!”
“Yeah. See what I mean?”
“Dude.”
“Now I don’t know whether to say anything or not. If I yell at her for posting that kind of stuff, she’ll ask what I was doing there looking to begin with.”
“You could say a friend told you about it.”
“I don’t want scummy guys looking at my child and thinking of her in that way.”
“Yeah, I hear you.”
“But then I had a realization. I’d just been enjoying looking at other people’s daughters. So I’m that same kind of scum!”
“Wow! Pass me one of those shots, will you?”
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