10/26/14
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SAY NO TO JOE!
My friends, let me warn you against electing Joe Schmoe. Don’t let the puffy hair and big smile fool you. He is not a nice person and would not make a good official.
There are many instances of his lack of integrity if you know where to look. At the grocery store he doesn’t balk at using the “10 items or less” lane, even when he has more than ten items. He also tries to get away with using expired coupons. So I ask you, how else might he be dishonest if given the responsibility of public office. And can someone with expensive suits and a fancy car be trusted with taxpayer funds?
Further, he shows his deeply entrenched inconsideration of others in many ways, such as leaving the toilet seat up, drinking straight from the milk jug, and not filling the gas tank when it’s low. He also hangs the toilet paper in the wrong direction, thus proving he will do everything else in the same underhanded manner.
Don’t be deceived. Elect one of the other candidates: anyone. Just remember: Say No To Joe!
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- Political advertisement paid for by Mary Schmoe, ex-wife.
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