“How did you enjoy the sermon today?”
“It was fine, pastor. It was fine. By the way, did you know the sanctuary has 786 ceiling tiles?”
“What? Oh. When I saw you looking heavenward, I thought you were feeling edified.”
“No, it was just a diversion.”
“Ceiling tiles. Ha, ha, funny. So, I guess you multiplied the rows and columns?”
“No, I counted every individual one. By the way, tile number 293 has a water spot forming. You’d better get someone to check it out.”
“OK. And perhaps I should punch up the sermons a bit. Hmm?”
“Yeah, that’d be great.”
“Well, did you at least enjoy the choir?”
“Hmm. Let’s just say, now I know what it would sound like if dogs sang opera.”
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